my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
In just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a maaaaaaaaan
I believe that Rocky Horror fans just stole a text post and I love it.
jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.
okay so this girl in my class was talking about her boyfriend and their relationship and she was like ”he’s the romeo to my juliet” so i just said ”i’ll be the romeo to your tybalt” and she smiled and said that was sweet
i just told her i wanted to kill her